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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The Greatest Comics Ever (Un)Written

So there are these comics that are out there, right? The funny thing is, none of them ever happened. Even in fictional comic-book land, the events of these comics never took place. Oh, the comics were printed. And you better believe you paid a real $1.99 to $2.99 to get them.

But guess what? The stories have been retconned out of existence. Sorry!
Posted by Rick at 12:53 PM

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